Roadkill mouth-to-mouth

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  1. The said man is also to be known to bugger small furry animals.
  2. Auscam mention to anyone he was planning to visit the states?
  3. :) Not to me.
  4. If he was from Arkansas he would have taken it home and cooked it.

    Possums are sometimes odd roadkill with the mom killed but the little joeys alive in the pouch.
  5. Pennsylvania, it figures, for a Northern State PA. is just a slightly colder Mississippi.
  6. Pah. Mortars wannabe. Now, Roadkill ass to mouth... that's hardcore.
  7. Whats so hardcore about sticking your arse on some dead animals mouth?
  8. Some people have no imagination...
  9. Why were my ears burning... oh...
  10. Mouth-to-ear resuscitation?
  11. Infection?
  12. Otex overdose?
  13. Aural thrush?
  14. Possums-rabies and leptospirosis, amongst many others, all cheerfully transmissible to humans. Did I mention that all the koalas have chylamidia? What's the world coming to when you can't resuscitate/root marsupials without catching some vile contagion?

    It's not fair. (pouts)