Road to Rimini.....blowing goats

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Achmed, Sep 14, 2008.

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  1. well Achmed and Deano are well on their merry way around europe raising funds for H4H & HTO.

    Its abit gruelling in the Astra tank at the moment the rancid smell of stale farts and frenchie garlic breath is a bit over coming.

    "We are doing ok at the moment", Deano has only been caught blowing goats in his Julie andrews style dress crossing the Italian Alps, too much red wine seen Achmed doing Liquid Yodeling in Switzerland.

    The foreign totty is avoiding this pair like the Plague ( Achmed says they must be Lezzer's)

    The Lads are in Cortina in Italy tonight......sampling local delicacies

    Report in tomorrow!!
  2. Two Hundred Quid will be on its way to HTO Fund Early Next week!!!