Yep, he had half a can of flat lager, the remnants of last nights kebab and 4 fags for breakfast and his Y fronts are a quaint magnolia/off white with yellow crusty staining over the front and a nice brown/black tiger stripe effect on the inside rear.
the horse has already bolted i know, but, RMP phase 1 is now Pirbright - if the guy who thinks he's off to Lichfield goes there he's in for a long wait, it isn't an ATR any more! I'll see the guy starting on 19th Jan on Monday - good luck!
Apparently, you are allowed to be fat-as-f-uck in the RMP ,as I have just seen a programme called Warzone and there was this hideous, bulbous, creature who was at least four stone overweight.
Howevever this lard-arse had the fawning nickname 'The Bear', so that made it OK to be obese....