RMP Selection

#41
Tytus, they do serve as Pte soldiers. Just not for long...
 
#43
How did you know that?
 
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#45
hopton551 said:
oooooooooo he also knows what you ate for breakfast n the colour of your Y fronts
Yep, he had half a can of flat lager, the remnants of last nights kebab and 4 fags for breakfast and his Y fronts are a quaint magnolia/off white with yellow crusty staining over the front and a nice brown/black tiger stripe effect on the inside rear.

All the rage in the RLC I believe.
 
#46
whoooooo finaly got my date for phase 1!!!!! 13th april, while away but least iv got a date!!!! anyone else round this time???
 
#48
the horse has already bolted i know, but, RMP phase 1 is now Pirbright - if the guy who thinks he's off to Lichfield goes there he's in for a long wait, it isn't an ATR any more! I'll see the guy starting on 19th Jan on Monday - good luck!
 
#49
hopton551 said:
whoooooo finaly got my date for phase 1!!!!! 13th april, while away but least iv got a date!!!! anyone else round this time???
heyy there, i am going rmp and is going into pirbirght on the 13th of april:) , wher about you from hopptom551
 
#50
good stuff mate, you find out today well yesterday now seen as its half 1?? im from leeds! bout you?
 
#52
Apparently, you are allowed to be fat-as-f-uck in the RMP ,as I have just seen a programme called Warzone and there was this hideous, bulbous, creature who was at least four stone overweight.
Howevever this lard-arse had the fawning nickname 'The Bear', so that made it OK to be obese....
 
#53
I disagree with that, you are definately not allowed to be as 'fat as fck'
specially when your Section leaders a PT fanatic =[
 
#56
Lampard said:
I disagree with that, you are definately not allowed to be as 'fat as fck'
specially when your Section leaders a PT fanatic =[
'The Bears' Section Leader aint no PT fanatic, as 'The Bear' is the size of a house, a big F-ucking detached house...in fact the last time he did PT Sven was still England manager.
 
#57
The bears section leader? The man was a Staffie, you tool. Of course you don't see big lads in other trades either do you?
 
#58
Never mind NorthernMonkey, give up on the PT, we're allowed to get fat now i hear..
 
#59
I know who I would rather have on my rugby team! Or even stood behind me whilst I gobbed of to some mouthy pissed up squaddies on a Fri (fight) night in Colchester.
 
#60
Whippets come in handy but you need the heavy mob too!
 

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