RMP Gits

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
I was thinking about buying a bike, only a 125cc as I havn't been arrsed to pass my test.

I looked into various bikes and eventually picked one, didn't order it just thought thats the bike for me.

Went into the local nick and asked the question "Am I ok to ride a 125cc motorbike in Germany on a provisional licence?"

Answer from RMP Cpl, "Yep no problem with that, it's the same as UK!"

So I went out and bought my bike, only to find out that the info given to me by said Cpl was incorrect and that to be able to ride it I had to have a full licence.

WANKERS

So which one of you barstards is going to pay for my test or refund me 2000 euro's I spent on the bloody thing.

Wankers!!!!!


PS. Have a nice day!!
 
#2
Important lesson learnt there B&T, never trust an RMP. I bet he had a right laugh when you walked out of the Det!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
She not he! Daft bint. Next time I see her I am going to introduce her to Mr Size 11 boot!

Actually I won't, it's just me pretending to be an Internet hardman.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#5
A 125cc? No! You are on this site, you should have told everyone it was a 6000cc supercharged, turbo powered and sleekened racing bike. Otherwise they will laugh at you.




You know what they call people who ride 125's? Organ donors.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
I have donated, the use of, one of my organs numerous times.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#7
And always gets rejected.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
old_fat_and_hairy said:
And always gets rejected.
Only by the ones who are still breathing.
 
#10
B_AND_T said:
I was thinking about buying a bike, only a 125cc as I havn't been arrsed to pass my test.
Get your arse in gear then.

Or just bitch on a website...

msr
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
msr said:
B_AND_T said:
I was thinking about buying a bike, only a 125cc as I havn't been arrsed to pass my test.
Get your arse in gear then.

Or just bitch on a website...

msr
Well duuurrrrr, that's what I'm doing!
 
#12
So she did you a favour by giving you the incentive to pass your test?
 
#14
B_AND_T said:
msr said:
B_AND_T said:
I was thinking about buying a bike, only a 125cc as I havn't been arrsed to pass my test.
Get your arse in gear then.

Or just bitch on a website...

msr
Well duuurrrrr, that's what I'm doing!
While the rest of us are out on two wheels: loser!
 
#16
I remember one RMP girl of days gone by who checked the occurrence book one morning, discovered that the driver of a rather nice car had been done for drinking and driving and went straight round and made him an offer on the car.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
MSR, hope your chain comes off at 0400hrs on a wet Sunday.

REgards, not just yet. Waiting for RMP to pay for my test.
 
#18
If I were you I would wait for her to come round and offer to buy the bike.
 
#20
I'll take it off your hands before the end of the month for 100 euros...
 

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