RMP Gits

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Jul 9, 2008.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I was thinking about buying a bike, only a 125cc as I havn't been arrsed to pass my test.

    I looked into various bikes and eventually picked one, didn't order it just thought thats the bike for me.

    Went into the local nick and asked the question "Am I ok to ride a 125cc motorbike in Germany on a provisional licence?"

    Answer from RMP Cpl, "Yep no problem with that, it's the same as UK!"

    So I went out and bought my bike, only to find out that the info given to me by said Cpl was incorrect and that to be able to ride it I had to have a full licence.


    So which one of you barstards is going to pay for my test or refund me 2000 euro's I spent on the bloody thing.


    PS. Have a nice day!!
  2. Important lesson learnt there B&T, never trust an RMP. I bet he had a right laugh when you walked out of the Det!
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    She not he! Daft bint. Next time I see her I am going to introduce her to Mr Size 11 boot!

    Actually I won't, it's just me pretending to be an Internet hardman.
  4. Are you sure? You can't be too sure nowadays! :D
  5. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    A 125cc? No! You are on this site, you should have told everyone it was a 6000cc supercharged, turbo powered and sleekened racing bike. Otherwise they will laugh at you.

    You know what they call people who ride 125's? Organ donors.
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I have donated, the use of, one of my organs numerous times.
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And always gets rejected.
  8. :D I wish I was a bloke so I could use that line :D
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Only by the ones who are still breathing.
  10. msr

    msr LE

    Get your arse in gear then.

    Or just bitch on a website...

  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Well duuurrrrr, that's what I'm doing!
  12. So she did you a favour by giving you the incentive to pass your test?
  13. Going for the positve spin angle then Western? :)
  14. msr

    msr LE

    While the rest of us are out on two wheels: loser!
  15. Selling your bike now B&T? :D