RM speed march

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  1. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    on sky news now - RM trying for the speedmarch world record set by ........ the RAF regt in 1991!!!!!!
  2. Jimmy Savile will be there in spirit, no doubt.
    Go Royal.
  3. Apparently the RM will be doing it the hard way - away from the NAAFI.
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  4. Awwww someone had to start didn't they? And it's always fcuking you.

    It's away from the EFI and towards Pizza Hut you dull cnut.

    No offence! ;o)
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  5. Good luck lads. no doubt if the RAF Regt lose the record they'll pull 12 men from guard duty for the next 24 month, make them do a speed march every day until they can go faster, have another crack at it and then send the poor ******* back to barrier duty.
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  6. Here we go --- not only Smartascarrots but his fellow-traveller WetIpod has popped up.

    You wait. Royal will be distracted when they pass a dress shop, which will add on a good half-hour!!
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  7. You know, you're half the fun in taking the piss out off the raf Regt. :)
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  8. Are they wearing their iPods while doing it?

    Some corporate sponsorship from Apple couldn't hurt.
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  9. The organiser did have to point out to the 5Live presenter this morning that they wouldn't actually be marching. Still don't think the presenter understood.

  10. Oh stop it, you old charmer you! ;o)
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  11. Will they get a Babycham in the "Saville Room" at Lympstone when they're done??
  12. Tsk.... It's a Hall. If you're going to do something do it well, why fill a room with your victims when you could fill a hall?
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  13. So the Royal Marines are still claiming they're part of the Big Three are they?^_~

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  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Speed March - reminds me of the quote from ZULU

    Cpl. Frederic Schiess, NNC: A Zulu regiment can run, *run*, 50 miles and fight a battle at the end of it.
    Pvt. William Jones: Well, there's daft, it is then. I don't see no sense in running to fight a battle.
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  15. More arrse bingo words by the Tesco trolley pusher.
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