RLC Mess Dress Wanted

Discussion in 'Army Reserve' started by treatyourself, Dec 28, 2010.

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  1. Hello,

    I am looking to buy RLC officer (2Lt, but I can have have pips etc altered) mess dress second hand. I am a 30 inch waist and 15 inch collar. Anybody selling?

  2. With those sizes you are obviously not cut out for the RLC!
  3. Monica Lewinski still has a mess(ed) dress, if that helps. It was worth a mint to her though.
  4. Come again? No, mustard.
  5. Leave him alone.....he's only a 2Lt, I'm sure he'll develop his appetite accordingly!
  6. it's not the appetite, it's the metabolism. I'm not complaining!
  7. Is that what they tell you?

    "I'm not fat Sir, I've just got slow metabolism! Honest!"
  8. There is an Officer's Shop that is part of the clothing stores at PRB, Deepcut, but it not open again until the 4th. This should be able to help.

  9. Oh Arrse there is a reason why I visit you daily...I almost dropped my dinner reading that.