River crossing

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Poppy, Sep 14, 2004.

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  1. Poppy

    Poppy LE

    The River
    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
    Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
    Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs, and he was able to row across in about an hour, after almost capsizing once.
    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."
    Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
     
  2. woman...... checked the map ........ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
    was there a shop the other side then??
     
  3. Poppy

    Poppy LE

    Yes - with a pair of pink slingbacks in it in my size
     
  4. SKJOLD

    SKJOLD LE

    Kin fany. :D
     
  5. Poppy

    Poppy LE

    For your information FANYs have regular map reading sessions in our training - and practice on day walks and walking weekends
     
  6. ha ha ha .... maps ...ha ha ha women .....stop it you're hurting my sides.
     
  7. Poppy

    Poppy LE

    Want to challenge the FANY to a competition then sweetheart?
     
  8. chinese burns , or woodies ??
     
  9. Poppy

    Poppy LE

    The FANY can do anything

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. ok then , ching chang cholla , best 3 out of 5.
     
  11. Go on then, p@ss six feet up a wall while standing.
     
  12. Poppy

    Poppy LE

    Why :? :? :? :? would I want to do that???????????????????????
     
  13. DoorBundle

    DoorBundle Crow

    Because some of us are into watersports.
     
  14. DoorBundle

    DoorBundle Crow

    Because some of us are into watersports.
     
  15. Baddass

    Baddass LE

    ziiiiiiiiiiiiiip! 8)