Ritual suicide

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  1. Just been dumped on in a big way. after a few bottles of wine i sort of don't give a toss any more. so i thought i'd post in here and give everyone free rain to rip me to shreds, couldn't give a toss what for.
    i need a fcuking good laugh so go for it. ex queens and int corps so that should give you more than enough ammunition.
     
  2. Ex Int Corps? You're not that intelligent then or she wouldn't have dumped you. Or is it because you are a Queen? It's the end as we know it. Put some lead in your pocket and go for a swim off beachy head.
     
  3. Try your own species next time.
     
  4. What did the lead do to you to deserve that fate
     
  5. Well stop posting the pseudo "I dont care" crap, and get the naked pics of her on here, before you reach the 'suicide phase'!
     
  6. Revenge is said to be a dish best served cold, so the solution seems obvious. Kidnap her and store her dismembered body-parts in your chest freezer - apart from the obvious bit which you can keep in the fridge for a few weeks to get maximum use out of it.

    Remember, if she dumped you it's her problem. It's not in any way related to the fact you're a boring hermer with the genitalia of a badly-hung gerbil.
     
  7. Perhaps you could consider THIS?