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Risque Parlour Games

#1
Am throwing a bash soon and wondered if anyone knew any games best played when drunk and or stupid?

One game already is 'Are you there Moriarty?' where 2 participants are blindfolded and armed with rolled up copies of the telegraph and have to seek each other out and fight.

Any other ideas?
 
#2
The Romans had a good one where walnuts were scattered over the floor. Gentlemen then entered a wench from behind and steered her around the room, collecting the nuts in her mouth. Winners were those with the most nuts.

Trust me, it doesn't work at the post-Church Fete drinks party.
 

Schaden

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#4
Well I believe that in pre revolution Russia army officers would play Marco Polo in a darkened mess with a loaded revolver and a blindfold.
 
#6
Have the group get into pairs of 2. Try and make the pairs boy - girl mix. Give the girls a roll of ribbon and have them hold it with their right hand.

On the signal, have the men take the end of the ribbon with their teeth and begin wrapping up their girl. The pair that uses up all their ribbon first wins.

or

Start with couples facing each other. Have them hold a small rubber ball between their bellies.

On the signal, couples will maneuver in any way they can to try and get the rubber ball to one of their chins. The first couple to get the ball to their chins wins. If the ball drops, the couple has to start over by placing the ball between their bellies again.
 
#10
The "More Tea Vicar" game

Invite members of the clergy and constantly let off enormous farts in their presence.

Endless fun.

Double points if you can make a Bishop puke.
 
#12
Pass the table tennis ball is one I remember from student days.

Rules are simple, ask for 4 volunteers (2 male, 2 female) pair them off and give each couple a table tennis ball. The males must get the ball from one side of the girl’s sleeve/dress to the other. The female then has to get the table tennis ball up one side and down other of the bloke’s trouser leg. Not using hands.
 
#13
LancePrivateJones said:
The "More Tea Vicar" game

Invite members of the clergy and constantly let off enormous farts in their presence.

Endless fun.

Double points if you can make a Bishop puke.
Treble points if you come in their coffee cup?????????
 
#18
"Tommy" -
1. Pick some one to go out of the room - X.
2. Tray of shots are placed on a tray.
3. group picks one shot to be "Tommy"
4. X comes back into the room and starts choosing shots and downing them. As soon as X downs "Tommy" every one shouts "TOMMY!" and some one else goes out of the room.
 
#19
1. Ensure there is copious amounts of alcohol
2. Ensure everyone gets ripped to the tits
3. Punch someone in the face
4. Repeat until the house gets wrecked

or

1. Ensure there is punch available
2. Spike punch bowl with rohypnol
3. Watch and shoot
 

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