Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by AndyTheCunt, May 31, 2013.

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  1. My porn star mate just died, they threw his ashes all over his wife's face.
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  2. Reported for facism.
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  3. Very good username!!
  4. 200px-Ratsnovel.jpg
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  5. ^"Sinner251, your next mission is..."

    But in the spirit of wineupmanship, I give you the even scarier variant :)

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  6. Is your profile pic actually a pic of you? I imagine so because you look a right cunt and come across as one from your 2 posts (check his other out)

    Don't let the door hit you on the way out
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    ...please dont give me the naughty rat !!
  8. My bestest mucker was Known as ACE RAT. Also included in the group was SNOOPYS CREW, WONDER WORZEL. and........ For the life of me I can`t remember................ Been a long time. Hameln 73-76