RIP

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 17, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A mate of mine got drunk , passed out in the toilets at the pub and drowned in the urinal. Rest in Piss buddy.
     
  2. Yeah, getting drunk with your mates can be risky business. I remember the time when a mate and I were hitting the tinnies pretty hard when a strange thought popped into my head.
    "You ever fucked a ghost mate?"
    "Yeah, a bloody shitload of times."
    "Christ! That must of been spooky!"
    "What....?"
    "Screwing a ghost!"
    " Oh shit.....I thought you said a goat."
     
  3. Should have known you were a cock by your avatar.
     
  4. Clever comeback, one of the best.
     
  5. And by the way, 'Those with poof avatars should not throw stones.'