RIP Ord Sgt

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by postman_twit, Jan 11, 2012.

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  1. Only one vat?

    That amount of ale wouldn't even get Ord Sgt wobbling. Like all seasoned alchies, Auld_Yin, Blue_Sophist and their ilk, alcohol is only used to loosen their moral inhibitions and allow anal penetration to take place.

    Think poppers for old men.
     
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  2. I'd rather not!
     
  3. Nah cant have been Ord Sgt wasnt in a chemical factory producing meths/anti-freeze.
     
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  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Are Glenfiddich going to sell that batch as a "Limited Edition Corpse Filtered" run, then?
     
  5. He got out twice for a piss.
     
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  6. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    Knowing Ord in the real world I can tell you there is no way he's waste money on Malt Whisky!!!
     
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  7. Not while you can buy bleech from the poundshop.....
     
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  8. Surely, with his massive wealth, he runs his car on single malts and washes his dog in Dom Perignon, just to show the rest of us poverty-stricken wretches how the other one percent can afford to live.
     
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  9. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    True but instead he prefers to be VERY generous to Hols 4 Heroes.
    God I can't believe I'm stinking up for the bandy soaked lush!
     
  10. What, he can't afford to underwrite the entire enterprise whilst at the same time running his car etc and washing his dog etc?

    What a fucking dolie.
     
  11. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    He has all the employees of what ever distillery makes that god awful Dutch brandy he drinks to keep in employment.
     
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  12. What is it with the alcoholics on this site and their charidee donations?

    Josey Wales was the same but his favourite tipple was diesel & blackcurrent.
     
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  13. I thought he had died years ago and it was just his SPIRIT on ARRSE.