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RIP Ord Sgt

Only one vat?

That amount of ale wouldn't even get Ord Sgt wobbling. Like all seasoned alchies, Auld_Yin, Blue_Sophist and their ilk, alcohol is only used to loosen their moral inhibitions and allow anal penetration to take place.

Think poppers for old men.


Surely, with his massive wealth, he runs his car on single malts and washes his dog in Dom Perignon, just to show the rest of us poverty-stricken wretches how the other one percent can afford to live.
True but instead he prefers to be VERY generous to Hols 4 Heroes.
God I can't believe I'm stinking up for the bandy soaked lush!

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