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The Stealth Rapist.

parks his black van opposite a Bush, hides in Bush in black wetsuit, women walks between bush and van and he pounces.
 
The Stealth Rapist.

parks his black van opposite a Bush, hides in Bush in black wetsuit, women walks between bush and van and he pounces.
be careful when choosing your victims....

should one have speech impediment you could be know as the "wubber wapist"

& that's very uncool
 
be careful when choosing your victims....

should one have speech impediment you could be know as the "wubber wapist"

& that's very uncool
Good point, I will have some calling cards made up.

You have been penetrated by the Stealth Rapist. The wubber wapist is someone else.
 
The Stealth Rapist.

parks his black van opposite a Bush, hides in Bush in black wetsuit, women walks between bush and van and he pounces.
Pounces? More likely trips over the fins and smashes his mask. Victim is in the mean time pissing themselves laughing whilst reaching for the phone to youtube the entire experience. That's the last bloody time I'm taking any advice off you. Plus the fact the BCD plus weightbelt weighs a ton.
 
Pounces? More likely trips over the fins and smashes his mask. Victim is in the mean time pissing themselves laughing whilst reaching for the phone to youtube the entire experience. That's the last bloody time I'm taking any advice off you. Plus the fact the BCD plus weightbelt weighs a ton.
I dont wear the full Scuba gear, thats mental, just the wetsuit.

I also grease it up so I can slide from the bush, catch the gash and slide into the van in one smooth motion without anyone seeing it.

Obviously I dont grease up the 'capture zone' of my inside arms and chest parts of the rape suit, but the knob gets a bit so it slides in either hole stealthily.
 
I dont wear the full Scuba gear, thats mental, just the wetsuit.

I also grease it up so I can slide from the bush, catch the gash and slide into the van in one smooth motion without anyone seeing it.

Obviously I dont grease up the 'capture zone' of my inside arms and chest parts of the rape suit, but the knob gets a bit so it slides in either hole stealthily.
NOW you fuckin tell me

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I dont wear the full Scuba gear, thats mental, just the wetsuit.

I also grease it up so I can slide from the bush, catch the gash and slide into the van in one smooth motion without anyone seeing it.

Obviously I dont grease up the 'capture zone' of my inside arms and chest parts of the rape suit, but the knob gets a bit so it slides in either hole stealthily.
You've obviously thought this through and I wish you best of luck on your endeavours. A few questions if I may:

As you're sliding without any means of further propulsion, what happens when you run short of momentum? Does the RSPCA get called to rehome the overgrown seal?

What if you're sliding and miss the open manhole cover, do you carry an appropriate GPS device to work out where the sewerage system takes you?

What if you mis-judge the angle and end up infront of oncoming traffic?

Do you don your wetsuit in the bush to not get noticed? If so, how do you deal with inadvertently getting a branch stuck in the suit and rendering you immobile - do you have to wait until Autumn until the bush sheds it leaves?

Asking for a friend you understand...
 
You've obviously thought this through and I wish you best of luck on your endeavours. A few questions if I may:

As you're sliding without any means of further propulsion, what happens when you run short of momentum? Does the RSPCA get called to rehome the overgrown seal?

What if you're sliding and miss the open manhole cover, do you carry an appropriate GPS device to work out where the sewerage system takes you?

What if you mis-judge the angle and end up infront of oncoming traffic?

Do you don your wetsuit in the bush to not get noticed? If so, how do you deal with inadvertently getting a branch stuck in the suit and rendering you immobile - do you have to wait until Autumn until the bush sheds it leaves?

Asking for a friend you understand...
I admire your "innocent" questions, but thats all the Stealth Rapists IP.
 
They’re closed - COVID 19. Toms are furloughed (yes, really) and the businesses are getting government support. You couldn’t make the up.
True, plus thanks to Covid-19 I am now anti Chinese so I wont be paying for those whores.

Last Aussie brothel I went into, it was late so only two were on, they rolled out these two flabby ugly fuckers, I said "is that all you have, those two"?

The receptionist/owner said, "there were three"

I said I thought it was the cleaner (some scummy ancient Asian hanging behind the fat slags).


This is a local(ish) brothel with older women, one of them offers the 'porn star experience' of pissing and f15st1ng. But currently closed.

ETA: Looks like its open again.
 

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