Rip Off Hook Up Websites

I decided recently to see if I could pick up any filthy mature women on-line for some action, when I say mature, I am in my 40's so was thinking 40-50's. I actually had no intention of any action, i was just fishing for shits and maybe a few free gash shots from some filthy local bint I might bump into in the supermarket!

I found a site called Bored Grannies and keyed in a nearby postcode and et voila, 10+ pages or so of 'locals'.

I thought any that were spreading pussies or had tits out (except those wanting the BBC) would be game so I contacted 3.

Right then, it turned out it isnt free, you need to pay for messages, I had used my 3 free ones (or it might have been 4) so I bought 7 messages, the minimum.

Having responses from all 3 i chose a spreader and a tits out and proceeded immediately to lets meet up. Both responded with, 'lets chat first'.

Now having only 5 messages I chose the spreader and said hello, if she is posting a picture of her twat then surely it just wants *******.

I told her about me (the fit football coach whose wife had run off with her lesbian lover that happened to be one of my players mums....) and asked about her, like I was interested, tell me all about you.......

We exchange 4 messages or so, nothing too depraved but letting her know I was game, I even sent her a real picture (black nastied) and suggested hooking up in a local hotel bar. Still a bit coy.

Anyway, now I started to think, this woman is eeking my seven messages out of me, why would you have a gash shot on a Bored Grannies site if you didnt just want to get fucked, I mean its like dogging but without the other public. So with 1 message left I told her I didnt think the site was legitimate and was thinking I wouldny buy more messages. Asked her if she would contact my email address and sent her one of the many.

Response was, she wouldnt give out her personal email address and if she couldnt convince me it was a legit site and she was genuine then tough.

So I failed at fishing and the site got $18 out of me or whatever it was.

I am thinking that some of these websites could just employ people to **** around and get blokes to spend money on the 'women' who are basically the modern day version of phone sex.

Anyone had any luck on these sites?
Well bless my soul.
 
I decided recently to see if I could pick up any filthy mature women on-line for some action, when I say mature, I am in my 40's so was thinking 40-50's. I actually had no intention of any action, i was just fishing for shits and maybe a few free gash shots from some filthy local bint I might bump into in the supermarket!

I found a site called Bored Grannies and keyed in a nearby postcode and et voila, 10+ pages or so of 'locals'.

I thought any that were spreading pussies or had tits out (except those wanting the BBC) would be game so I contacted 3.

Right then, it turned out it isnt free, you need to pay for messages, I had used my 3 free ones (or it might have been 4) so I bought 7 messages, the minimum.

Having responses from all 3 i chose a spreader and a tits out and proceeded immediately to lets meet up. Both responded with, 'lets chat first'.

Now having only 5 messages I chose the spreader and said hello, if she is posting a picture of her twat then surely it just wants *******.

I told her about me (the fit football coach whose wife had run off with her lesbian lover that happened to be one of my players mums....) and asked about her, like I was interested, tell me all about you.......

We exchange 4 messages or so, nothing too depraved but letting her know I was game, I even sent her a real picture (black nastied) and suggested hooking up in a local hotel bar. Still a bit coy.

Anyway, now I started to think, this woman is eeking my seven messages out of me, why would you have a gash shot on a Bored Grannies site if you didnt just want to get fucked, I mean its like dogging but without the other public. So with 1 message left I told her I didnt think the site was legitimate and was thinking I wouldny buy more messages. Asked her if she would contact my email address and sent her one of the many.

Response was, she wouldnt give out her personal email address and if she couldnt convince me it was a legit site and she was genuine then tough.

So I failed at fishing and the site got $18 out of me or whatever it was.

I am thinking that some of these websites could just employ people to **** around and get blokes to spend money on the 'women' who are basically the modern day version of phone sex.

Anyone had any luck on these sites?
Are you new to the internet??

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Just join a swingers club. There are plenty of them about. Guaranteed shag, unless you look like Olive from On The Buses & Marty Feldmans love child.
All ages and shapes. Mostly Milfs though.
Word of warning - Some shagging in front of an audience may be required, as it often takes place in the public parts of the club (jacuzzi, sauna, etc) & lots of husbands like to watch &/or join in. Sort of change ends at half time kind of a deal.

So a mate tells me...
 
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Not all these sites are BS.

Uniform Dating was good back in the day.

There was another site I paid cash to access, only ever got one shag from it. An absolute banging milf until she insisted I go down on her. Looked like the pit of Sarlaac, the most gopping fanny I have ever seen.

PoF is good, but the ladies are damaged goods and mostly single mothers.

Bumble is a superior version of Tinder, where the fem has to initiate the convo. Was a very happy hunting ground between my last two GF.
 
I decided recently to see if I could pick up any filthy mature women on-line for some action, when I say mature, I am in my 40's so was thinking 40-50's. I actually had no intention of any action, i was just fishing for shits and maybe a few free gash shots from some filthy local bint I might bump into in the supermarket!

I found a site called Bored Grannies and keyed in a nearby postcode and et voila, 10+ pages or so of 'locals'.

I thought any that were spreading pussies or had tits out (except those wanting the BBC) would be game so I contacted 3.

Right then, it turned out it isnt free, you need to pay for messages, I had used my 3 free ones (or it might have been 4) so I bought 7 messages, the minimum.

Having responses from all 3 i chose a spreader and a tits out and proceeded immediately to lets meet up. Both responded with, 'lets chat first'.

Now having only 5 messages I chose the spreader and said hello, if she is posting a picture of her twat then surely it just wants *******.

I told her about me (the fit football coach whose wife had run off with her lesbian lover that happened to be one of my players mums....) and asked about her, like I was interested, tell me all about you.......

We exchange 4 messages or so, nothing too depraved but letting her know I was game, I even sent her a real picture (black nastied) and suggested hooking up in a local hotel bar. Still a bit coy.

Anyway, now I started to think, this woman is eeking my seven messages out of me, why would you have a gash shot on a Bored Grannies site if you didnt just want to get fucked, I mean its like dogging but without the other public. So with 1 message left I told her I didnt think the site was legitimate and was thinking I wouldny buy more messages. Asked her if she would contact my email address and sent her one of the many.

Response was, she wouldnt give out her personal email address and if she couldnt convince me it was a legit site and she was genuine then tough.

So I failed at fishing and the site got $18 out of me or whatever it was.

I am thinking that some of these websites could just employ people to **** around and get blokes to spend money on the 'women' who are basically the modern day version of phone sex.

Anyone had any luck on these sites?
Feck me, welcome to the 21st Century, where the feck you been!
look on the bright side, another 8 years and smart phones will be invented and you mum won't be able to see your browser history, your modem will be upgraded to 56bps too!
 

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Just join a swingers club. There are plenty of them about. Guaranteed shag, unless you look like Olive from On The Buses & Marty Wilders love child.
All ages and shapes. Mostly Milfs though.
Word of warning - Some shagging in front of an audience may be required, as it often takes place in the public parts of the club (jacuzzi, sauna, etc) & lots of husbands like to watch &/or join in. Sort of change ends at half time kind of a deal.

So a mate tells me...
What? After about 6 seconds?
 
I decided recently to see if I could pick up any filthy mature women on-line for some action, when I say mature, I am in my 40's so was thinking 40-50's. I actually had no intention of any action, i was just fishing for shits and maybe a few free gash shots from some filthy local bint I might bump into in the supermarket!
become a rapist, gets you outdoors & if your really prolific you'll get a cool nick name in the press...
 
@ThunderBox, just stolen from the crappy jokes thread for your perusal.

Womens lonely hearts ads, and what they really mean;

Adventurous = Slag
Athletic = No tits
30 something = 50 odd
Fun = Annoying
Wild = Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes = Face like a robbers dog
Seeks knight in shining armour = Ex is a ******* nutter
New age = Smelly with a hairy chuff
Headstrong = Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = Alcoholic
Curvy = Fat ****
Cuddly = Fat ****
Likes eating out = Greedy fat ****
Likes nights in = Lazy fat ****
GSOH - Gonorrhoea syphilis or herpes
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Sloppy drunk
Poet - Depressive
Professional - Bitch
Romantic - Frigid
Voluptuous - Fat
Large frame - Obese
Wants Soulmate - Stalker
Widow - Murdereress
Consider that nicked.......
 
I decided recently to see if I could pick up any filthy mature women on-line for some action, when I say mature, I am in my 40's so was thinking 40-50's. I actually had no intention of any action, i was just fishing for shits and maybe a few free gash shots from some filthy local bint I might bump into in the supermarket!

I found a site called Bored Grannies and keyed in a nearby postcode and et voila, 10+ pages or so of 'locals'.

I thought any that were spreading pussies or had tits out (except those wanting the BBC) would be game so I contacted 3.

Right then, it turned out it isnt free, you need to pay for messages, I had used my 3 free ones (or it might have been 4) so I bought 7 messages, the minimum.

Having responses from all 3 i chose a spreader and a tits out and proceeded immediately to lets meet up. Both responded with, 'lets chat first'.

Now having only 5 messages I chose the spreader and said hello, if she is posting a picture of her twat then surely it just wants *******.

I told her about me (the fit football coach whose wife had run off with her lesbian lover that happened to be one of my players mums....) and asked about her, like I was interested, tell me all about you.......

We exchange 4 messages or so, nothing too depraved but letting her know I was game, I even sent her a real picture (black nastied) and suggested hooking up in a local hotel bar. Still a bit coy.

Anyway, now I started to think, this woman is eeking my seven messages out of me, why would you have a gash shot on a Bored Grannies site if you didnt just want to get fucked, I mean its like dogging but without the other public. So with 1 message left I told her I didnt think the site was legitimate and was thinking I wouldny buy more messages. Asked her if she would contact my email address and sent her one of the many.

Response was, she wouldnt give out her personal email address and if she couldnt convince me it was a legit site and she was genuine then tough.

So I failed at fishing and the site got $18 out of me or whatever it was.

I am thinking that some of these websites could just employ people to **** around and get blokes to spend money on the 'women' who are basically the modern day version of phone sex.

Anyone had any luck on these sites?
When you took the black nasty off did it make your winkie sore?
 
Most, if not nearly all, of the "women" on these sites are either bots or transvestites.

The bots are just AI programs that string you along to keep you paying more money to the site to keep the "conversation" going. The "Ashley Madison" site had thousands of bots going simultaneously when it made the news. Photos will be from models, or nicked from amateur porn sites.

You might actually get a date out of one of the transvestites on those sites, if that sort of thing appeals to you.
 
I've heard that Mumsnet is a very good dating site, give them a go.
 

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