Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by radoxme, Sep 9, 2011.

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  1. I got the message on the net. Put on my black hoody and face mask. Put my black gucci boots on and got ready for a rumble.

    But my SAS troop were never deployed!
  2. Better luck next time. Do you know any jokes at all?
  3. And then you woke up
  4. You do realise you put this in "Jokes" section?
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    By Johhny

    Age 6
  6. Did you put this in this section because you yourself are actually a joke?
  7. Spastic
  8. Now steady on the use of the word Spastic is likely to cause offense from a wide section of the community who see the use of that word as derogatory and in many instances have no real meaning when used in relation to the person that word was aimed at.
    In which case surely you meant Fucking Spastic?
    Which is not going to cause offense as you could be meaning any one of a dozen fucking spastics
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