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Rioting Advice

#1
Lee Jasper, my Oppression Councillor says that because the police (or "da filth") behave badly, arresting robbers and that, I should go out and riot.

Does anyone know a good place to go and do this? I'll tweet any suggestions to my posse. MY first thought was Henley, because there's an Oddbins and a good delicatessen.
 
#5
Lee Jasper, my Oppression Councillor says that because the police (or "da filth") behave badly, arresting robbers and that, I should go out and riot.

Does anyone know a good place to go and do this? I'll tweet any suggestions to my posse. MY first thought was Henley, because there's an Oddbins and a good delicatessen.
Dont you dare go near Henley, I'll be there in a couple of weeks & dont want the place mucked up ! Now Slough isn't far away & noone would spot the difference if it had a riot!
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#6
Canterbury. Stroll into any shop and pick something up. Exclaim "Fuck with me and I shall jam a broken chair leg up your arsehole. Are we straight?"

A nylon bally and a reversible hoodie would be a boon on his one.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#8
Croydon could do with a makeover that does not cost Millions.
And the local hospital is called Mayday for some reason!
Nah. Croydon is a shithole but they got CCTV. You want Canterbury. It is so far south they believe Jarrad is a prop forward in the England under 21's team.
 
#10
Nah. Croydon is a shithole but they got CCTV. You want Canterbury. It is so far south they believe Jarrad is a prop forward in the England under 21's team.
OK what about the Phipps Bridge Estate near Morden then?
Good escape routes in the Croydon Tram & across Morden Hall Park.
If your going to riot & i'm not saying you should what about a place that needs regeneration!
 
#11
Apparently my town is on the list to be 'hit' tonight.

Right tempted to find some little scrote drag him out of sight and give him a good kicking. Problem is I'll probably end up in prison and he'll get his human rights compo.
 
#13
OK what about the Phipps Bridge Estate near Morden then?
Good escape routes in the Croydon Tram & across Morden Hall Park.
If your going to riot & i'm not saying you should what about a place that needs regeneration!
Phipps Bridge is in Mitcham and you could riot there for months and it would still look the same
 
#14
Apparently my town is on the list to be 'hit' tonight.

Right tempted to find some little scrote drag him out of sight and give him a good kicking. Problem is I'll probably end up in prison and he'll get his human rights compo.
Shouldn't you be making a shopping list ready then?
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#16
Apparently my town is on the list to be 'hit' tonight.

Right tempted to find some little scrote drag him out of sight and give him a good kicking. Problem is I'll probably end up in prison and he'll get his human rights compo.
Then you realised it was a bad dream and your mams got your tea on the table.
 
#17
I am having a complete sense of humour over this as the little bastards (that's the rioters NOT the police just to be clear) have shut down the High Road so i couldn't go to Sainsburys to get my salad for supper
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#18
I am having a complete sense of humour over this as the little bastards (that's the rioters NOT the police just to be clear) have shut down the High Road so i couldn't go to Sainsburys to get my salad for supper
Grab a few dandelion leaves chuck on some balsamic vinegar.
 
#19
This rioting is out of hand now... to begin with I could joke about it, now I just feel sick. I think the government need to declare an emergency and get a civilian force down there now to deal with the mess. The government need to act and support the Police fukin politicians.

I dont like to say it but home owners you are fucked if you live in London. Barracade yourself inside, start playing baseball. I feel for everyone in London tonight. Bastards.

Sometimes I think citizens need guns, but then I think straight and know its wrong. Just say when a man cannot protect himself and his family.

If i was in London now I would wan to be with my friends, strength in numbers. Someone will die tonight I can see it. It is mayhem. London needs closing down on the streets, and people need advice, real advice, from professionals.
 

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