RIOTERS. What would you do with them?

What would you do?

  • Lethal force. **** 'em

    Votes: 87 49.2%
  • Baton guns and water cannon

    Votes: 55 31.1%
  • Whatever the police are doing at present

    Votes: 2 1.1%
  • Join in the looting

    Votes: 3 1.7%
  • Get the army in to sort it

    Votes: 13 7.3%
  • Deport the lot of 'em

    Votes: 17 9.6%

  • Total voters
    177
#3
Deport them to Somalia they'll fit well in over there. It also gives the locals an opportunity to hunt for their food again and eat a couple of looters. Famine sorted. Really a win-win situation I guess.
 
#5
Herd them into a BFO woodchipper.

Seriously, a fucking good deal of jail-time; this would be tied in with non-UK passport holders being fucked off to their country of origin.

I really am very surprised that troops haven't been sent in yet. Grenadiers/Coldstreamers in full regalia (accompanied by the band of the Coldstream Guards), fixing bayonets and marching steadily towards the rioters & having a bit of bayonet practice. You could probably charge Pay-per-view rates for it as well. You could then chuck the detritus into the aforementioned woodchipper.
 

RMA1

War Hero
#6
Baton gun the fkrs, Then fire the nut on them!!

There are some handy riot wagon's sitting in withams the NI Saxons!!
 
#9
One sentence

HMS Ark Royal and newly created HMP South Georgia
 
#10
Herd them into a BFO woodchipper.

Seriously, a fucking good deal of jail-time; this would be tied in with non-UK passport holders being fucked off to their country of origin.

I really am very surprised that troops haven't been sent in yet. Grenadiers/Coldstreamers in full regalia (accompanied by the band of the Coldstream Guards), fixing bayonets and marching steadily towards the rioters & having a bit of bayonet practice. You could probably charge Pay-per-view rates for it as well. You could then chuck the detritus into the aforementioned woodchipper.
That'll never work as the fat content clogs up the chipper blades. Herd them into an industrial flash freezing unit first and then send the frozen bodies down a conveyor belt into the woodchipper.
 

udipur

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
The Golden Rubicon - cross it and you will have troops on British soil, keeping the peace...

Perfect place to settle some imagined scores.
 
#12
just nip round there house when there rioting and evict them. then deport them. its a win win. more homes for homeless soldiers, less people on social benefits, imagration numbers brought down a little.
 
#13
If I were in power, I would deploy water cannons etc during the riot, they would get the no holds barred gloves off experience. Any of those caught I would evict them from their houses and stop any benefit payments. If they were immigrants I would deport them immediately.
 
#15
If I were in power, I would deploy water cannons etc during the riot, they would get the no holds barred gloves off experience. Any of those caught I would evict them from their houses and stop any benefit payments. If they were immigrants I would deport them immediately.
And what will really happen is fuck loads of money will be pumped into their communities and those caught will get a slap on the wrist if that.
 
#16
One sentence

HMS Ark Royal and newly created HMP South Georgia
Exactly. Anchor it 200 miles offshore and they'll be no requirement for any guards as it'll be full of non swimmers anyway. Just air drop some fishing rods in so they can eat.
 
#18
And what will really happen is fuck loads of money will be pumped into their communities and those caught will get a slap on the wrist if that.
That is the sad truth. There will also be training for the Cops to build relationships with the black community, so they respect community members. Whereas these people need to be taught to respect the Cops. If it takes youths being beaten to a pulp, let it be that way. Thats what they deserve anyway.
 

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