Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bollock-chops, Dec 9, 2011.

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  1. I cant fuc king find the thread I wanted
  2. Aerostart is a wonderful thing.
  3. I've got Z Cars as mine..........just thought I'd put that for no other reason than the thread said Ringtones and I'm bored.
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  4. I've got worms.

    Oh and Joker62 does too.
  5. I'm having a shit.
  6. I don't have a mobile. Bugger them.
  7. Only cunts have mobiles.

    Sent from my Iphone.
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  8. So do you spend your days desperately searching for manky payphones then?
  9. I thought only street sex workers used payphones these days!
  10. And you is a blue?
  11. And their clients :)
  12. Last time I was in a phone box there was a little card advertising a 24 year old TV. Who wants to buy a 24 year old TV?!
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  13. Thats right mate a LED or nothing :)

    Do you think an LED is a lesbian exotic dancer?
  14. I believe Western might be looking for one

    Sent from my Desire HD
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  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I thought this was going to be a thread about farting.