Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo_Bravo, May 19, 2011.
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I'm so sorry, it must be terrible for you.
This is really boring now.
For someone so old, you are being very childish.
I heard that.
OK, I'll stop kicking him.
You seriously are making yourself look like a cunt.
There is no "kicking him" involved. He's running fucking rings around you. As you know, I don't like to take sides, but mate - give it a rest and let me abuse someone else.
I agree he's recycling other posters more original lines but try as he might he's not funny. It's embarrassing. Time to stop I think.
I would like to apologise to the debt collector who I threatened with my petrol driven strimmer and told to fuck off this morning when he knocked at my door instead of my bastard neighbour.
If that was you ringdoby I am even more sorry.
Very sorry I am, really.
were you hoping to strim your neighbour?
You don't do yourself any favours.
I'm not allowed electrical garden stuff.
but don't you get more satisfaction from stabbing random people with hedgeshears (correct name?)
No mate, I am your neighbour. Cheers for getting rid of the twat though
So you must be Mr Mohammed Al-Aquibiri then.
Well you owe BT £10.78 and there has been a funny white van with blacked out windows parked right opposite your house.
I think they might be interested in the amount of fertiliser you have got, especially as you havn't got a garden.
And turn the fucking telly down.
I found that joke quite amusing when I first heard it, some three or four decades ago.
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