RingDully; An Apology

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo_Bravo, May 19, 2011.

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  1. I'm so sorry, it must be terrible for you.
     
  2. - Seconded.
     
  3. This is really boring now.
     
  4. Stop it.

    For someone so old, you are being very childish.
     
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  5. I heard that.

    Pardon?

    OK, I'll stop kicking him.
     
  6. You seriously are making yourself look like a cunt.

    There is no "kicking him" involved. He's running fucking rings around you. As you know, I don't like to take sides, but mate - give it a rest and let me abuse someone else.
     
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  7. I agree he's recycling other posters more original lines but try as he might he's not funny. It's embarrassing. Time to stop I think.
     
  8. I would like to apologise to the debt collector who I threatened with my petrol driven strimmer and told to fuck off this morning when he knocked at my door instead of my bastard neighbour.

    If that was you ringdoby I am even more sorry.

    Very sorry I am, really.
     
  9. were you hoping to strim your neighbour?
     
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  10. You don't do yourself any favours.
     
  11. I'm not allowed electrical garden stuff.
     
  12. but don't you get more satisfaction from stabbing random people with hedgeshears (correct name?)
     
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  13. No mate, I am your neighbour. Cheers for getting rid of the twat though
     
  14. So you must be Mr Mohammed Al-Aquibiri then.

    Well you owe BT £10.78 and there has been a funny white van with blacked out windows parked right opposite your house.

    I think they might be interested in the amount of fertiliser you have got, especially as you havn't got a garden.

    And turn the fucking telly down.
     
  15. I found that joke quite amusing when I first heard it, some three or four decades ago.