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Rightly named

#1
See that one of the couples who will share revised wedding date with Choles is a Major ******* of the Royal Signals. In interests of diplomacy I'll refrain from comment.
 
#3
This was the same man who proudly sat in a Balti house in Twickenham a couple of years ago and in the presence of his brother, sister-in-law, a tall blonde and thinning rugby playing ex-Welbexian from the same Corps of Bleeps, the Corps SO1 appointer and me plus others various announced that it would be a cold and chilly day in Hell before he walked down the aisle?

Again, diplomacy prevents, but my reaction to the news when I found out was somewhat stunned and profane!
 
#4
Said Major has also been the topic of various DJs on Capital FM.

Didn't hear it myself, but the surname did cause much comment.
 
#7
woopert said:
This was the same man who proudly sat in a Balti house in Twickenham a couple of years ago and in the presence of his brother, sister-in-law, a tall blonde and thinning rugby playing ex-Welbexian from the same Corps of Bleeps, the Corps SO1 appointer and me plus others various announced that it would be a cold and chilly day in Hell before he walked down the aisle?

Again, diplomacy prevents, but my reaction to the news when I found out was somewhat stunned and profane!
Bugger, a cold and chilly day on Saturday..I was going to watch Bath in my shirtsleeves too...
 
#8
The same rugby playing ex-Welbexian Scaley has honked that he wasn't invited to the stag do. I was, but declined because the idea of spending a weekend dressed in Lycra and a cagoule on the end of platform 5 of Bristol railway station recording train numbers over a flask of hot Bovril didn't really appeal.
 
#9
woopert said:
The same rugby playing ex-Welbexian Scaley has honked that he wasn't invited to the stag do. I was, but declined because the idea of spending a weekend dressed in Lycra and a cagoule on the end of platform 5 of Bristol railway station recording train numbers over a flask of hot Bovril didn't really appeal.
well, at least you're not bitter :D :D
 
#11
In fact, last time I saw said officer he was speed-dating in Bar Ha Ha! in Bath. I was in a large group who walked in and psssed ourselves at the sorry sight.

Maybe he just married a fellow speed-dater!
 
#12
Well, it's the only way that the patch at Colerne is going to get a visit from someone who got married in Windsor Registry Office last Saturday!!
 

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