Right, which ARRSER works for Danish Television?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Wordsmith, May 7, 2013.

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    It's gotta be an ARSSER...

    Did this woman commission the most sexist TV programme ever? - Telegraph

    Purely for research purposes, I found a link to the program. [NSFW]

    Blachman (2:6) | DR2 | DR

    Now I can think of a few female celebs I'd like to nominate to appear on the program...

  2. Some cunt must of took their batteries out.
  3. Yep, completely pointless and very boring.
  4. 'have taken' not 'of took', you thick twat.
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  5. I think the member wishes to project a 'Geordie Shore' persona, therefore his grammar is often 'Provincial'.
  6. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    TV nominations; Fiona Bruce, Jan Leeming 30 years ago, Anna Ford 30 years ago, Carole Kirkwood... etc. etc.
  7. Aye whey I hope yers of all got yer fucking spelling sorted.
  8. Just to get it out of the way, I would.
  9. And that's just the two blokes. :)
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  10. You sir are a prick...fucking beer out my nose...
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  11. Yes, I hope you have all got your spelling sorted.

    You really are a thick bastard aren't you? Even in the shittiest heroin-infested corner of Blyth they taught the english language. Typing to sound Geordie just makes you appear very very very thick.
  12. Blyth is a junkie shithole full to the gunnels of tracksuit wearing fuckwits. They're all poor and look grubby and dirty. Horrible sinkhole of a festering swamp.
  13. Poor eh?got my own house blah,blah.I'd fucking knock yer into next week yer soft southern cunt.
  14. Really? Well you haven't got far to travel, that is if you're not too smacked off your tits to drive - I'm near Bedlington.