Right, whats going on here then?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by TheLordFlasheart, Jun 9, 2004.

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  1. Ok, its midday, Wednesday.

    I was wondering what the fcuk you lot are up to? Do you not have jobs to go to or are you wasting the 'companies' time??

    In bloody chat: Users: manchestercop, twicer, Mr_C_Hinecap, Viki_127

    On the bloody board: Convoy_Cock, Dale The Snail, Filbert Fox, hup-two-three, manchestercop, Mr_C_Hinecap, notmesir, RobinHood, susie, Viki_127, ViroBono, Wingman.

    Now before you start bleeting, I have a jolly good reason why Im online at this time. I cant see that any of you shower are able to justify your 'bunking off' though.

    I want explanations now and they'd better be bloody good. Names will be taken.
  2. I'm on lunch - an hour ahead - not that it matters, Fleshy - you old voyeur. Sitting there, watching, pulling yer pud.
  3. no ones caught me yet :wink:
  4. erm erm erm erm...well it's like this My Lord...
    I am working a late turn tonight so right now it's either this or ironing :?
    I'm here because I can :p
  5. oh, am i still logged on????
  6. I keep ARRSE on in the background and read/post in between patients/admin/meetings. It keeps me sane whilst dealing with Performance Indicators, Business Continuity Planning and other really really interesting stuff.
  7. :lol: :lol: :lol:
  8. Flash said he'd already 'groomed' him - thats why im after him :wink:
  9. Right.- two's up, then. :D
  10. I must say, Viro is the only one who has come up with an almost believible excuse! MC, yours isnt as it's your hobby.

    Filbert Fox, just noticed your signature;
    Are you on about Metal Mickey and is there a similarity?
  11. Cos I'm big and clever and don't have to ask permission to stay on my arrse :lol:
  12. Very sorry, shall i report to Matron for my medicine?
  13. HLS

    HLS Old-Salt

    Its lunchtime, i'm bored, I can't go for a run because I fecked up my knee on Monday's run :evil: I surfed in for the stunning converstaion and humour..............NOT.