Ch4 tonight. Wife Swap. Now Im not normally the type to watch the current trend of reality crap on the box but this one has really pushed me over the edge. (No choice of viewing tonight as the Doris has stuffed the control up her clack). Pig ugly munter from Big Brother (5hite!, pointless), Jade swops hubbies to live with Ingram (stupid, ex army criminal of who wants to be a millionaire infamy). 1. Obviously the TV companies have reached well below the barrel to promote two of the thickest people to have ever claimed to have human DNA. 2. TV companies are obviously more than happy to promote the idea that its OK to be a cheat, liar, criminal (and very stupid to have got caught!) and condone the moral implications. 3. Anyone have the address of any reality production companies? I'm off to do a Michael Doulglas style 'Falling Down' sketch with a large bag of semi auto tools. Rant, fume, baarr, grind, frningjesus!$&***!! Bring back 'Thats life' with that nice woman Esther Rantzen and hillarious shaped vegtables and cute animals that said things like 'sausages'.