Right etiquette?

Give them an Abrakebabra.

This involves going out on the lash, eating a dirty kebab to tame the morning hangover, calling a cab to get home, then proceeding to vomit the mix of 15 pints of Stella and a large lamb doner onto the back of the taxi driver's head and when he turns round to say "what the fuck" you put both hands up in a footballer-just-scored manner and scream "ABRAKEBABRA!!!!!"

Double points if you can covertly remove the driver's headrest before chucking, for maximum target coverage.

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