Some of my greatest memories are of epic nights out in foreign climes, dressed in clothing that would not look out of place on John Travolta in a gay bar in Soho, had it not been for the fact that they were given to me by her maj the q. Despite the gayness, it appears that women are genetically programmed to migrate toward large groups of lads dressed in uniform, especially if the uniform is white and involves flares. This is something I used fully to my advantage at every opportunity. Anyway as most of you will have noticed, this weekend is remembrance weekend and tomorrow is the Lord Mayors show. A chance enquiry from an old oppo got me thinking. I asked if he fancied a post LMS piss up, and he enquired "rig run?" rewind to 4 years ago and I would have given my right arm to smash up London dressed in my 1s, but these days, since I became a Gareth, it just doesn't have the same appeal. It's partly down to the fact that the army uniform is pretty gash, but mostly because pongos really frown upon getting hammered in rig and its strictly forbidden in most units. Why is this? You are missing a prime opportunity, some of the best fucks I've ever had have been due to the bagginess of my flares and jaunty angle of my cap. Get amongst it, embrace it. You haven't lived until you've been awoken by a copper while sleeping on a park bench at 7am because he was worried you might drop your cap in your own vomit. Anyway post your rig run dits here.