Rifle-wielding soldiers develop breasts

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  1. It is not often that one is indebted to the Guardian. But the headline "Rifle-wielding soldiers develop breasts" is possibly an exception.

    Rifle-wielding soldiers develop breasts | Education | theguardian.com

    There was I thinking that moobs were the result of middle age, too many burgers, and excessive indolence. But now we know differently!

    However, the article leaves one vital question unanswered: is there a qualitative difference in the firmness and shapeliness of the man boobs of those who toted a weapon with wooden furniture, compared to those who had to settle for plastic?
  2. I served with a lad that had a single 'puppies nose' sticking out under his Bty T-shirt. Wally-One-Tit was his C/S.
    I don't think the cause was over indulgent Gat waving. More likely simple hormonal freakery, the freak.
  3. In my mind it would also appear to justify beating one's girlfriends to achieve improvement.

    Cheers The Guardian.
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  4. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Does this mean I may have inadvertently married a bloke?
  5. were breasts bigger with the SLR?
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  6. And how does one pronounce your name, Prof Krapohl?
  7. Everything was better with the 7.62,why I remember one time when we............
  8. Is this what happened to nobbyd-cup?
  9. It will make the 3am stag that little bit more bearable if you have a booby of your own to play with, or you could buddy up.
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  10. So I should get my splitarse to throw a gat round, rather than fork out a few grand for implants?
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  11. When i read the thread title i just assumed it was something related to the RLC.............
  12. CanteenCowboy

    CanteenCowboy LE Book Reviewer

  13. Will there now be one word posts of "TIT"?
  14. It is ze rat I'm smelling.
  15. Is it a tribute to the brave warriors of the BAOR?