Rifle-wielding soldiers develop breasts

#1
It is not often that one is indebted to the Guardian. But the headline "Rifle-wielding soldiers develop breasts" is possibly an exception.

Rifle-wielding soldiers develop breasts | Education | theguardian.com

There was I thinking that moobs were the result of middle age, too many burgers, and excessive indolence. But now we know differently!

However, the article leaves one vital question unanswered: is there a qualitative difference in the firmness and shapeliness of the man boobs of those who toted a weapon with wooden furniture, compared to those who had to settle for plastic?
 
#2
I served with a lad that had a single 'puppies nose' sticking out under his Bty T-shirt. Wally-One-Tit was his C/S.
I don't think the cause was over indulgent Gat waving. More likely simple hormonal freakery, the freak.
 
#3
In my mind it would also appear to justify beating one's girlfriends to achieve improvement.

Cheers The Guardian.
 
#4
Does this mean I may have inadvertently married a bloke?
 
#8
Is this what happened to nobbyd-cup?
 
#10
So I should get my splitarse to throw a gat round, rather than fork out a few grand for implants?
 
#15
Is it a tribute to the brave warriors of the BAOR?
 
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