Poor Ricky Bad result at the weekend but anyhoo some jokes i just got sent.... What's the difference between a Â£20 note and Ricky Hatton? The Â£20 note will last more than 2 rounds! You have to feel sorry for Ricky Hatton: the biggest fight of his life, in front of 30,000 fans and millions watching it live on TV... yet he has to watch the highlights just to see how it ended. Ricky Hatton should replace the girl on the speeding adverts. "Hit me at 20mph and there's a 20% I might block it. Hit me at 30mph and I'll be stone cold on the fucking canvas." Fcuk me! I've seen Â£20 whores takes less of a battering around the ring than Hatton!! He took such a battering around the ring Im surprised thay didnt find him in Michael Barrymores swimming pool!