Richard Gere's protogé arrested for burglary in South Carolina

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Mushroom soup can cause all sorts of problems........especially if you use the wrong type of mushrooms!


NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.

Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.

Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse…hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.”
The unfortunate victim


Rest of the article here:
Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee | The Smoking Gun
 
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They've changed the story!!!

It seems that it wasn't a mouse of the furry variety, but rather a computer mouse. I'm sill a bit perplexed as to why though.

I wonder if he could scroll using his sphincter muscles?
 
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