Richard Gere's protogé arrested for burglary in South Carolina

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tartan_Terrier, Nov 10, 2010.

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  1. Mushroom soup can cause all sorts of problems........especially if you use the wrong type of mushrooms!

    The unfortunate victim[​IMG]

    Rest of the article here:
    Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee | The Smoking Gun
  2. He was rat-arsed and got nicked. Is that really news?
  3. They've changed the story!!!

    It seems that it wasn't a mouse of the furry variety, but rather a computer mouse. I'm sill a bit perplexed as to why though.

    I wonder if he could scroll using his sphincter muscles?
  4. You have a few beers, fall over, mouse up the hoop as a happens.