A businesssman spends 40 years building up his company by hard work and thrift. At last he has enough free time to enjoy his life and thinks he will marry one of his three neighbours who are all young widows. However, he can't choose which one to romance, so he gives them each Â£1000 - the first woman spends it all on shoes; the second spends Â£500 on shoes and puts Â£500 in the bank; the third woman puts it all in the bank. Which woman does the rich man choose? Why, the one with the big tits of course!