Rich Man Poor Man

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by grey_mafia, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. This proves that love and romance still abounds and that most men are quite romantic! (Hah!)

    A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for
    their anniversary.

    The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes

    Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"

    The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."

    The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him
    what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo."

    With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy
    her those gifts?!"

    The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go f*ck herself."
  2. Thats how to treat wimmin
  3. nice one :D