review time what title shall i give myself

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spad, Mar 31, 2010.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. It's that time of year for reviews,
    and this year it’s all official with forms to fill in beforehand,

    I've been asked what my job title is.... I have no idea

    but I’m the dogs body around here so what can I hype it up to be??

    Bin men are refuse collection technicians

    So what can I be????
  2. Hot beverage facilitation manager?
  3. good start but im not that sort of dogs body, i do anything and everything from IT to printing to changing the light bulbs to re arranging the funiture
  4. motion activated, refuse collecting appliance technician and maintainer (level 2!)
  5. Geomyidae?
  6. Lord Spad of the sh1te jobs the third esquire
  7. Bovine fertilisation assistant
  8. Big yourself up, site facilities manager.


    IC Stuff.
  9. Item Redistribution Officer
  10. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    When I had a paper round I used to call myself a media distribution agent.

    If I were you I'd take this opportunity to promote yourself to Senior Facilities, Entertainments and Electronic Communications Supervisor.
  11. Obergruppenführer Des allgemeinen Stoffs

    (Senior Group Leader of General Stuff)
  12. If you don't know then the chances are they don't know either. Put down CEO and see what transpires...
  13. Information technology adviser, maintainer and resources gatherer and general enviromental enhancer