I was sitting here in my tower, overlooking the dross of The Sun's website when I came across this PAGE. Inviting isn't it? Being as imaginative as a goldfish, I knew from the outset I would need to enlist some help but it got my mind thinking. Within the full glare of the internet, could we, the bold collective of Arrse, construct a military related story to entrap our man Newton-Dunce and expose the idiot for what he is? As far as I see it, there are three potential outcomes from this capper, the first being that if ND happens to cast an eye over this little scheme, he'll research his stories a little further, for fear of being made to look a prick by Arrse. Secondly, if he doesn't see this, we manage to cobble together a story and get them to publish it, the 'plot' as it were, was already in the public domain and we'll have made ND look a prick for not having researched his stories. The third outcome is that this idea gets quashed by the Admin's and is sent to the hole. So I am looking for 'volunteers' and a credible story that can be beefed up with photos. Takers??