Have a serious "family" dispute. Mother's brother in law, the cnut, and his daughter, the cnut, need sorting. They live in Australia (where I have good connections). They've behaved in a way that would, in ordinary circumstances, be rewarded with a lengthy kicking........but that doesn't work in this case due to their age and gender. So, I'm looking for your finest "I'll fcuk you one way or another" ideas. Nothing to much for this type of people, they're fcuking dogs.