Returns & Refunds

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by 52niagra, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. .. This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!





    A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,



    'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
    In front of a growing crowd of customers.

    The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'


    She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,



    'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES,
    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'


    Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

    In shock, the store manager pleads,
    'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'


    In a huff, the woman says,





    'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
    MY NIPPLES PINCHED
    WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

    :D :D :D :( :(