Return of the King

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Macks, Dec 17, 2003.

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  1. People, people! You must see this film! If you haven't seen the first two, go and see them now.
    If you're a fan of the films, then believe me you will cry at the end of it. Even the most hardened man will feel a lump in his throat. It's emotional.
    Anyway, go and see! You won't be disappointed!
  2. Proper bo
  3. Is it about Elvis?
  4. I must have a different version - low budget as none of the actresses could aford cliths. I'll tell ya mate the lump wern't in me throat!
  5. Yes, but is it about Elvis?
  6. Costello?
  7. Hats now??
  8. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Best film you will see this decade or even ever!
  9. I thought I might be safe from LOTR ROTK on ARRSE !!!!!!!

    Having been to Wellington this week - Or Middle Earth as it has styled itself, its all wearing just a teensy weensy bit fcuking thin !!!

    LOTR cups on the LOTR plane, Wellington Airport decked out with sets from the movie, The Making of LOTR ROTK on TV - twice in a week (not a 'repeat' -an 'encore screening')

    Loads of numpties Cuba Street Mall walking around dressed in LOTR ROTK costumes - no change there, that's normal.

    Peter Jackson this, Peter Fcuking Jackson that.

    The news - "400 killed in plane crash, but first heres another 15 minutes on Will LOTR get an Oscar or twelve?".

    Special tours to see LOTR ROTK locations - not sets just empty space with some tw@t twadling on about how they filmed the space and then inserted 200000 computer generated soldiers.

    You can stick it all up ya ring


    PS -They do tell it's good though.
  10. But is it about Elvis ? ? ?
  11. Yeah whats the bloody film?

    There is only one king...Col Alan Faulkener in Wild Geese.. Richard Burton
  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    film from Kiwi Jackson :-


    A must seefor all sick cnuts, imagine The Muppet Show mixed with ANY septic porn mixed with Texas Chainsaw Massacre - get the picture ? 93 mins of fun, now available on dvd from Wingnut Films Production.

    Get it......

    :twisted: 8O :D
  13. His first film "Bad Taste" was so awful that it's actually quite a good watch.

    REALLY low budget though... 8O
  14. heard one guy went to see the lord of the rings it thinking it was a gay movie ! :lol: