Retirement issues.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by rationpack, Jun 27, 2011.

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  1. One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village.
    On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I
    thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.
    On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same
    six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
    This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk
    to the retirement village Administrator and asked her, "Do you know
    there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn"?

    "Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitutes -
    they're having a garage sale".
  2. Melbourne, you say?
  3. A very Liberal City !