retailers started making their own condoms

#1
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag lines

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
 
#2
The Burger King and Polo ones are the best.
 
#3
Cillit Bang condoms could be a laugh..

"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND WHEN I'M DOIN MY MISSUS UP THE TRADESMANS I USE CILLIT BANG JOHNNIES. JUST LOOK WHAT IT DOES TO THIS OLD TUPPENCE"
 
#4
I received these in an eMail last April. Are they the same?

>>: Pardon me, but haven't we had these before? !!!!
>>
>>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
>>kept the
>>same tag line
>>
>> >>>>>>>>Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Tesco condoms - Every little helps.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Nike condoms - Just do it.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> KFC condoms - Finger licking good.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated
>>enough.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> FCUK condoms - No comment required.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the
>>pain
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in
>>30 minutes
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just
>>cannot
>>reach
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the
>>world.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Polo condoms - The condom with the hole
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> and the best one of all.........
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> Halifax condoms - Who gives you Xtra?
>>
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