retailers started making their own condoms

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  1. Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag lines

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
    Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
    Nike Condoms - Just do it.
    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
    KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
    Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
    Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
    Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
    FCUK condoms - no comment required.
    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
    Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
    Renault condoms - size really does matter!
    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
    Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
     
  2. The Burger King and Polo ones are the best.
     
  3. Cillit Bang condoms could be a laugh..

    "HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND WHEN I'M DOIN MY MISSUS UP THE TRADESMANS I USE CILLIT BANG JOHNNIES. JUST LOOK WHAT IT DOES TO THIS OLD TUPPENCE"
     
  4. I received these in an eMail last April. Are they the same?

    >>: Pardon me, but haven't we had these before? !!!!
    >>
    >>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
    >>kept the
    >>same tag line
    >>
    >> >>>>>>>>Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Tesco condoms - Every little helps.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Nike condoms - Just do it.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> KFC condoms - Finger licking good.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated
    >>enough.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> FCUK condoms - No comment required.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the
    >>pain
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in
    >>30 minutes
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just
    >>cannot
    >>reach
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the
    >>world.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Polo condoms - The condom with the hole
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> and the best one of all.........
    >> >>>>>>>>
    >> >>>>>>>> Halifax condoms - Who gives you Xtra?
    >>
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