Restaurants you wouldnt even puke in

#1
I'm tired and possibly emotional, so I'll leave this one up to my betters. Off you go....

Oh ballacks, I suppose I'd better'd kick it off. Not the worst, but an unforgettable one was the only (at that time anyway) Indian in Aberwristwatch. Guaranteed after hours booze if you bought a meal and scene of much mayhem, like this. My pal Rowis, ex-foreign legion, bless him, before the magistrates. "So why did you punch 3 people, run across several tables and jump through a plateglass window?" " Because it seemed like a good idea at the time considering what was going on."
 
#2
Of late... Anywhere you seem to have been...
 
#3
Try the Wong Kei.

You don't even have time to eat in it, so I guess it's a clean sheet everytime.

'Good evening, could I have a table for six?'.

'Ok, two upstair, two down stair and two in rady chamber'.
 
#4
scrofula said:
I'm tired and possibly emotional, so I'll leave this one up to my betters. Off you go....
Trigger, aren't you meant to start a thread like this with an example?

Or are you begging for this to get holed?
 
#7
Not bad, but worth a mention. Nyala, Sudan. Completely wrong time of day - mid-afternoon- to be asking for food, but needs must. What have you got? Tomatoes, onions and eggs. Hmmm. Okay, can you do me an omelette? Wassat? Well, you chop up the onion like this, then you chop up the tomato, and then you chuck in the eggs and fry it up. Your wish is my command, sort of. 20 minutes later my platter arrived. A plain egg omelette on top of some chopped-up onions and tomatoes. I really was quite grateful!
 
#8
Cannot remember its name but it is a rather posh one in Pristina.

Howver, it is part of the building we used as accommodation from 99 for a few years.

The basement used to be a resturant but I used it as storeage. I use to keep autopsy tables and lots of other contaminated equipmet from the mass grave sites in it between digging seasons.

Last time I looked it was one of the better class places in Pistina these days. I have been told the food is quite good, but I never eat there
 
#9
Any of the Happy Eater chain. (never trust anywhere that has a sign of smiling face putting two fingers down it's throat)
 
#10
JoseyWales said:
Try the Wong Kei.

You don't even have time to eat in it, so I guess it's a clean sheet everytime.

'Good evening, could I have a table for six?'.

'Ok, two upstair, two down stair and two in rady chamber'.
That’s supposed to be the charm of the place, “You no like you Fcuk off!” :D

The first time I went there it was for a leaving do. They did start on us. The guy who was leaving had served in Hong Kong Police and shouted something back in Cantonese, (probably, “Sergeant shoot the coolie!”), and then we sat where we liked and were well looked after then on.
 
#11
McDonalds. Anywhere.
 
#13
WarDodger!! said:
ANy motorway sevice station. mmmmm school dinners, yum yum.



Little Thief?
 
#15
cuckingfunt said:
Closet_Jibber said:
McDonalds. Anywhere.

Fatherless.


You beat me to it.
too bloody obvious anyway whats wrong with a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and coffe that aint that bad, i can eat one without gagging
 
#16
ark-angel said:
cuckingfunt said:
Closet_Jibber said:
McDonalds. Anywhere.

Fatherless.


You beat me to it.
too bloody obvious anyway whats wrong with a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and coffe that aint that bad, i can eat one without gagging
Do you swallow sperm without gagging too?

McCouncil is fcuking awful - The smell even makes me sick.
 
#17
No i dont swallow sperm i have a WOMAN to do that, and if you had seen some of the shagtastics in my local McD's you would be in there most days. Everything else thay do is utter sh1te by the way
 
#18
ark-angel said:
No i dont swallow sperm i have a WOMAN to do that, and if you had seen some of the shagtastics in my local McD's you would be in there most days. Everything else thay do is utter sh1te by the way
Fair one - So where do you live in Europe? :wink:

Our McD's is staffed by the fat, young and spotty.

As for the customers. Well put it this way, if you go in with less than a 40inch waist they all start shouting "Sprog!" until you ask to be 'Super-sized.'
 

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#19
cuckingfunt said:
Closet_Jibber said:
McDonalds. Anywhere.

Fatherless.


You beat me to it.
I had the intense misfortune to have to do three weeks in a McDonalds while I was at university (look, I *really* needed the money ok?) and quite aside from the all the 'secret sauce' and 'the guy making the food wipes his bellend on the burger buns' stories (which unfortunately, are not as much urban myth as some people would like to think) they only cook the burgers for 25 seconds from deep frozen. theres something wrong with that. but for some real horror stories, have a read of this -

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/restaurantskitchensbars/
 
#20
Well of all places just in salford manchester, the locals are like Charles Darwins waiting room but the fella who got the local McD's franchise has got a good eye for the ladies. and for that i salute him and get a cup of coffee when i can.
 

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