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  1. Staff at the stud treat Shottle with sugar beet to top up his energy levels.

    By god he'll need it at that rate.
  2. that's nearly as many w-anks as i had last time i was in the province.

    and no one had to keep me warm , and feed me sugar beet to keep up my energy levels , an old battered copy of razzle did the trick.
  3. An awful lot of 'post coital' dozes as well :oops: . At a rough guess it seems to be about just over 600 a day 8O 8O 8O Total respect is due
  4. RTFQ


    547 a day. Lightweight, obviously never done a tour.
  5. Speaking of that you can know become a prized fertility resource.

    the NHS are planning to pay upto £1000 per 'donation' at sperm banks.

    it used to be £50 and travelling expenses but now that the right to annonimity has been lost (ie any kids fathered by your evil man juice have the right to trace you, but not claim money off you) the number of willing donators is expected to plummet.

    Not a bad deal at all!!8O

    Im pretty sure i would be happy to make as many donations as i could in one year then bugger off to the isle of the convicts to retire.

    agent smith
  6. What do you suppose he uses as 'visual ammunitiion'?
  7. Foot & Mouth killed of all the weak cattle, and that just left one bull.
    Wonder if the farmer lets him watch big fat heffers on the TV. (Cow Porn)
  8. That'll be "Wife Swap" then. :wink:
  9. That'll be "Wife Swap" then. :wink:
  10. RTFQ


    Agent smith - what's the source of the info. For a grand a 'pop' I could have a lot of love to give.
  11. Do you get taxed?????