So today I had one of these drop through the letter box, accompanied with an arsey letter claiming they had sent one previously and declaring how it is very naughty of me not to send it back and I can be fined up #1000. That is not a typo on my part, I am threatened with the prospect of paying #1000 (no wonder MOD procurement is so shit, they don't even know what currency to use). Since they already have my name and address am I actually obliged to fill in any further information. Quite frankly I have no desire to hand over my mobile number to these clowns, if they wish to contact me in the future they can pretend to send a letter then send an actual copy afterwards. As for employment information, do I really have to put this too, if so I'm rather tempted to declare myself a lady of leisure. I've already scribbled at the bottom for them to actually send me these docs next time rather than an arsey letter to start off with, with a PS asking where my med docs and service records are. There is also a box at the top asking me if I wish to re-enroll in the regular reserve with two boxes to tick, "yes" or "no". I felt it more appropriate to make a third box entitled "not a chance in hell".