Rescue mission

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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I understand that a new unit,recently formed, has been tasked with rescuing the Iranian hostages. They are to be known as the S.T.S. ( Spectacular Tit Service) and it is hoped that their fierce and warlike appearance will strike fear into the Revolutionary Guard.
    It is well known thet this fanatically religious Guard have never seen a naked female form, and are consequently terrified of the unknown. Help is at hand.

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  2. I also heard if the british goverment did not get the 14 guys and 1 woman back, greenpeace where going to go in and drag that fat whale back into the sea
  3. Not Jade Goody!!!!! Thought that was banned under the various NBC treaties!
  4. The water looks cold.
  5. water........................................ where :?: :?: :?: :?:
  6. Hawley Lake never looked like that.
  7. Sorry, it was a damp patch.
  8. you cannot blame them M_S.

    they are only human & their eyes are not painted on, are they :?: :?: :?: :?:
  9. I wonder if they caught anything.
  10. a cold maybe :? :? :? :?
  11. The one in the middle is apparently an excellent hostess.

    She almost always puts on a good spread.
  12. breakfast is sh1te though.
  13. Agreed, the bacon was always too crispy.

    And I just though that maybe they are out fishing for compliments.
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nah, just a couple of 'oars fannying about, but then, we are all in the same boat.
    It does smell a bit fishy, though.
  15. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Hmm, gives me an idea for the next executive stretch weekend!