Require a new set of garden gnomes?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Jun 8, 2012.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Also keep children off the grass?


    Or even...

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  2. The female ones have got a fair old pair of top bollocks.
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  3. "Michael, where are you......?"
  4. The next step; Pornographic Gnomes!
  5. I like... where from, Schaden?
  6. They are fucking hideous,I am now going to have nightmares.Cheers you pillock.
  7. Even I would not nick one and take it on holiday..............
  8. Any good?
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  9. I would.. I'd have em all away, they are fuckin ace, they are!
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  10. Agreed! Those are the dalmations dangly do dahs!!! Me want some : )
  11. I'd take them to an little old lady's cottage and swap them for her normal gnomes
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  12. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    i have no idea where they are from but that back garden looks awfully home countyish - so am on the lookout for some for the front garden to scare people walking home at night past mine.
  13. You'll need some luminous paint for the eyes, the eyes...