Report on Edward Heath Allegations

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Archibald, Oct 5, 2017.

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  1. Innocent times when you could like the company of children without wanting to molest them; unlike today's hysterical base and crude society.
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  2. If it was done now, he'd just pretend to be a washing machine salesman and get away with it
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  3. He ain't black enough to get away with it.......
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  4. Breaking News... Mets to set up MIT (Major Inquiry Team) inquiry into the Est End Jack the Ripper murders. Millions of Pounds of Public money to be set aside.An anonymous Email received recently names a suspect.. Breaking news...:rolleyes: while they are t it they will investigate the demise of Cockney Pie and Mash shops....:)
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  5. Its 'coz I aint blik......
  6. I remember that as well. The book was written by Edward Behr and the incident took place in 1958, I think, when Churchill was visiting de Gaulle. Churchill and Behr had both popped outside for a pee (something to do with French toilets, perhaps?) and Behr wrote something about the size of Churchill's "mighty organ". That's about as far as the "flashing" went.
  7. What's the similarity between Jeremy Thorpe and William the Conqueror?

    They're both f***ing Normans.
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  8. Gout Man

    Gout Man LE Book Reviewer

    You wouldn't like it! Is it any wonder he spoke as he did?
  9. Nah I've heard a rumour that the Wilts Police will be seeking a European Arrest Warrant for some Austrian called Hitler
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  10. Can I remind you that identifying a complainant is a criminal offence under the Sexual Ofences (Amendment) Act 1992.
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  11. "Shit..... I forgot to pop the Glock in my weskit !"

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  12. 'What's that dog's name again?'
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  13. Rinka ?
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  14. Be careful - you might get Soo-ed
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  15. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer