Report - Men 'worried' about heavy internet porn use

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fat_Cav, Apr 21, 2011.

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  1. Too much? There's no such thing

    15 vote(s)
    65.2%
  2. Yes, and I'm getting RSI of the wrist

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
  3. My OH is a dirty scutter and I don't need to

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%
  4. Only when the boss is out and I bribe the Polish cleaner to keep her mouth shut

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%
  5. Not for me, I'm a ******* prude

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%

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  1. OK guys, who's sweating because they're viewing took much?

    - Is your key board malfunctioning due to excessive moisture?
    - Is your screen too caked in man-goo to see Deep fist-fuckers 9 for the third time this week?
    - Are you reducing your ARRSE post count because you're increasing your wank tally?
    - Or is it really an exploitation of woman and you don't partake, but rely on an ever decreasing wank-bank (you're not getting any younger you know!)

    Personally, I'm not 'worried' about volume but more 'worried I'll get caught' Kids you see, sneaky little blilghters, appear from no-where :shock:

    BBC - Newsbeat - Men 'worried' about heavy internet porn use
     
  2. My computer comes with this really awesome thing - a button to turn it off. Don't all these worried people have one on their computers?
     
  3. Thats because they are lazy bone idle b******s and spend all thier day looking for fictitional friends on sheite like F.B. Porn is the extra curricular activity whilst waiting for some sad scutter to whack her beaver up on profile or some geek telling everyone how big his c*** is.

    Pay for sites and the problem will be resolved.
     
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