Replacing horse meat jokes

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by ancienturion, Mar 1, 2013.

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  1. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that could completely acquit him of his girlfriend's murder.

    Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

    I guess Oscar Pistorius just got cold feet about the relationship.

    She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

    When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who would have thought he meant OJ Simpson?

    What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.

    It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend. He said he could not see two feet in front of him.

    Oscar Pistorius 'shoots girlfriend'. This is the sort of behaviour from celebrities that we need to stump out.

    Just like every other intruder in South Africa, Reeva Steenkamp was blonde, white and beautiful. It's an easy mistake.

    Well, at least someone’s Valentine started off with a bang !!

    Oscar will be pleading diminished responsibility. He was intoxicated & legless.
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  2. You do realise you posted this in Jokes?
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  3. As long as we are on about horsemeat, in a new turn, sawdust has been found in Findus Lasagne. It appears someone ran a rocking horse through the grinder.
  4. Ginsters have nothing to fear; their products haven't contained traces of meat for years.
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  5. Primark tights have been found to contain camel-toe