Replacement Commission

#1
Unfortunately during moving to a new posting my Commission has 'gone the journey' in it's cardboard tube.

Anyone know how to get a replacement as I'd like to get it framed (and of course now I need it, I've lost it)?
 

cpunk

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#2
My advice would be to phone HM the Queen's Private Office at Buckingham Palace and say something along the lines of: 'Hi Mate, you know that sheet of paper which the Queen signed and sealed, reposing especial Trust and Confidence in my Loyalty, Courage and Good Conduct... yeah, that's the one! Anyway, I've gone and lost the fucker and I need something to stick on the wall next to my Keeley Hazell calender. Could you just get Her Madge to bang out another one and I'll try not to lose this cunt'

When you get the private office, ask for Chrissy and he'll sort you out.
 
#4
cpunk said:
My advice would be to phone HM the Queen's Private Office at Buckingham Palace and say something along the lines of: 'Hi Mate, you know that sheet of paper which the Queen signed and sealed, reposing especial Trust and Confidence in my Loyalty, Courage and Good Conduct... yeah, that's the one! Anyway, I've gone and lost the fucker and I need something to stick on the wall next to my Keeley Hazell calender. Could you just get Her Madge to bang out another one and I'll try not to lose this cunt'

When you get the private office, ask for Chrissy and he'll sort you out.
Thanks for that... :roll:
 

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