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  1. Reorganization

    The patient is adamant: "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney
    transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen
    transplant, a pancreas trans--"

    "Whoa! Slow down there, fellow. What makes you think you need all
    these organ transplants?" the doctor asked.

    "Well," the patient replied, "My boss said if I wanted to keep my
    job, I needed to get reorganized."