It's happened again! I do a fair bit of travelling and the one thing that grips my bowels is having to stand in a queue at airport security while an airport troll pushes some wheelchair bound, dribbling, buck-toothed biff right past the queue and through the archway! That's not sooo bad, its the fact that the whole family of 20-odd (many of them of clearly different race to the others in the party) bimbles along with them knocking the rest of us back by about half an hour. And for some reason the biffs always look the same and ride the same bespoke chariot. Are they the same biffs time after time? Can they be rented out at some little terminal booth by groups of like-minded travellers wishing to jump the queue? Do they do long haul? Is there a minimum rental, or can they just be fukced off once you reach the airside lounge. Paris, Charles de Gaulle is by far the worst airport for this scam. Perhaps our French friends on this site can enlighten me? Do the French produce more biffs per head than any other nation, or are they going to let me in to the secret of hassle free air travel?