Remedy for Dullness

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by error_unknown, Jan 17, 2005.

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  1. It's a bit tedious in here this afternoon, what with B_B clogging up the threads trying to prove she's a man, so here's a joke to cheer things up:

    Q. What's blue and fücks kids?

    A. Michael Jackson in his lucky blue suit
     
  2. Q. Whats brown and found in kiddies pants???


    A. Micheal Jacksons hand!!

    :twisted:
     
  3. Do you think he sniffed those fingers? :D
     
  4. I shouldn't think so ......... its a ginger :D
     
  5. What has Michael Jackson got in common with a bottle of malt whisky?

    They both come in tots

    :wink:
     
  6. 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted:
     
  7. Unknown_Quantity

    Unknown_Quantity War Hero Moderator

    What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Micheal Jackson f*cks kids.
     
  8. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a NAAFI carrier bag ?

    One is made of plastic and is dangerous if left alone with children and the other is a NAAFI carrier bag.
     
  9. Why does Michael Jackson put triangles of cheese in his underpants :?:



    Kids will do anything for dairylee :!:
     
  10. That is sooo wrong. 8O
     
  11. how are santa and jacko similar?

    They both go into kids' rooms and leave with empty sacks.
     
  12. Prince Harry In new Shock

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  13. What's the similarity between Jacko and acne?

    They both come on 13 year old boys' faces.
     
  14. J_D

    J_D LE

    ewwwwwwwww lunch is reappearing..............