Remedy for Dullness

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by error_unknown, Jan 17, 2005.

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  1. It's a bit tedious in here this afternoon, what with B_B clogging up the threads trying to prove she's a man, so here's a joke to cheer things up:

    Q. What's blue and fücks kids?

    A. Michael Jackson in his lucky blue suit
  2. Q. Whats brown and found in kiddies pants???

    A. Micheal Jacksons hand!!

  3. Do you think he sniffed those fingers? :D
  4. I shouldn't think so ......... its a ginger :D
  5. What has Michael Jackson got in common with a bottle of malt whisky?

    They both come in tots

  6. 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted:
  7. Unknown_Quantity

    Unknown_Quantity War Hero Moderator

    What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Micheal Jackson f*cks kids.
  8. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a NAAFI carrier bag ?

    One is made of plastic and is dangerous if left alone with children and the other is a NAAFI carrier bag.
  9. Why does Michael Jackson put triangles of cheese in his underpants :?:

    Kids will do anything for dairylee :!:
  10. That is sooo wrong. 8O
  11. how are santa and jacko similar?

    They both go into kids' rooms and leave with empty sacks.
  12. Prince Harry In new Shock

  13. What's the similarity between Jacko and acne?

    They both come on 13 year old boys' faces.
  14. J_D

    J_D LE

    ewwwwwwwww lunch is reappearing..............