REME RUGBY SONG

#1
Does anyone happen to know all the words to the rugby song that contains the lines:

"We are the Royal Electrical Mechanical Engineers
And anyone of us here can handle 40 beers". ?????
 
#2
No but I know one that starts:

"An Engineer told me before he died"

To the tune of "Froggy goes a courting"
 
#3
Any chance of the words to that please. I am trying to compile a Rugby Song Book to take on a tour to Cyprus.
Many thanks....
 
#4
An engineer told me before he died,
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
An engineer told me before he died,
Ah-hum, ah-hum,
An engineer told me before he died,
I have no reason to believe he lied,
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum,
Ah-hum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum.
He had a wife with a **** so wide,
Ah-hum..........etc.
He had a wife with a **** so wide,
Ah-hum..........etc.
He had a wife with a **** so wide,
That she could never be satisfied,
Ah-hum..........etc.

So he built a bloody great wheel,
With two balls of brass and a prick of steel.

The balls of brass he filled with cream,
And the whole ******* issue was driven by steam.

He tied her to the leg of the bed,
Tied her hands above her head.

There she lay demanding a ****,
He shook her hand and wished her luck.

'Round and 'round went the bloody great wheel,
In and out went the prick of steel.

Up and up went the level of steam,
Down and down went the level of cream.

'Till at last the maiden cried,
Enough, enough, I'm satisfied.

Now we come to the tragic bit,
There was no way of stopping it.

She was split from ass to tit,
And the whole ******* thing was covered in shit.

It jumped off her, it jumped on him,
And then it buggered their next of kin.

It jumped on an uptown bus,
And the mess it made caused quite a fuss.

The last time, Sir, that prick was seen
It was over in England ******* the Queen.

There is a moral to the story I tell,
If you see it coming better run like hell.

Nine months later a child was born,
With two brass balls and a bloody great horn.

The moral of this story is mighty clear.
Never **** an engineer.


That one?? :wink:
 

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#5
Didn't know pufters played with real leather balls!
 
#7
fatboy517 said:
Does anyone happen to know all the words to the rugby song that contains the lines:

"We are the Royal Electrical Mechanical Engineers
And anyone of us here can handle 40 beers". ?????
I think it goes something like :-

We are We are We are We are the ROYAL ENGINEERS,
We can We can We can We can demolish forty beers,
Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum & come along with us,
'Cos we don't give a fcuk about anyone else & we don't give a fcuk about us.

TTFN

BFG
 
#8
BFG 9000 said:
fatboy517 said:
Does anyone happen to know all the words to the rugby song that contains the lines:

"We are the Royal Electrical Mechanical Engineers
And anyone of us here can handle 40 beers". ?????
I think it goes something like :-

We are We are We are We are the ROYAL ENGINEERS,
We can We can We can We can demolish forty beers,
Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum & come along with us,
'Cos we don't give a fcuk about anyone else & we don't give a fcuk about us.
billy, don't be a hero
don't be a fool with your life
billy, don't be a hero,
come back and make me your wife
and as Billy started to go
she said keep your pretty head lo-o-ow
billy don't be a hero
come back to me

the soldier blues were trapped on a hill side
the battle raging all around
the seargent cried
"we've got to hang on boys
we've got to hold this piece of ground
i need a volunteer to ride out
and bring us back some extra men"
and billys hand was up in a moment
forgetting all the words she said
she said....

billy, don't be a hero
don't be a fool with your life
billy, don't be a hero,
come back and make me your wife
and as Billy started to go
she said keep your pretty head lo-o-ow
billy don't be a hero
come back to me

TTFN

BFG
 
#9
We are We are We are We are the ROYAL ENGINEERS,
We can We can We can We can demolish forty beers,
Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum Drink rum & come along with us,
theres an egg lets chase it.

artistic licence ?
 
#10
Typical FAT BADGES have to stake their claim to everything.
ENJOY :lol:

THE REME SONG

Chorus

We are the Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers,
And any one of us in here can handle forty beers,
Drink Rum, Drink Rum, Drink Rum,
And come on all yee boys,
We don't give a fcuk for anyone else we don't give a fcuk for us!

Verse 1

Napoleon of Waterloo was fighting for his life,
When the last thoughts upon his mind, were those thoughts for his Wife,
As he led his brave old men, he thought they showed no fear,
As Josephine was taken by a Craftsman from the rear!

Chorus

Verse 2

The Zulu Wars were raging, the thin red line held fast,
The REME fighting soldiers there knew that they would last,
As wave on wave of Zulu came they heard their battle cry,
We are the REME and we will never die!

Chorus

Verse 3

All then was quiet until 1939,
Then the Box-heads bombed our boozers before closing time,
Then they bombed our Chip-shops and we knew that was no good,
Cos, you don't Muck our beer and they don't Fcuk our food!

Chorus

Verse 4

From 1945 until 1982 the REME fighting soldiers didn't have that much to do,
The Argies stole stole our Falklands and we were not having that,
So we sent a task force down there,
And we took the Fcukers back!

Chorus

Verse 5

Americans taken hostage over there in Iran,
The planned evacuation didn't go quite to plan,
We had to do the same old thing in dear Old London Town,
And we showed those Niger Diego Wops that we don't Fcuk around!

Chorus

Verse 6

We've got REME in the Para's we've got REME in the SAS,
REME Commando's whose test are hard to pass,
The tomb of the Unknown Soldier was monumental to those who fell,
You can tell that he was REME,

HE TOOK TEN OF THEM AS WELL!!

Chorus
 
#13
we are ,, WE ARE, WE ARE, Royal Electrical Mechanical Engineers and..................................WE ARE QUEER.

I think that is how it goes but ask that queer Major that you have got !!!!!!!
 
#15
Driving down the Autobahn at 90 miles an hour
we are the dreamy REME we are an F######g shower
we can't change up and we can't down
the gearbox is in but it's upside down
cos we are the Dreamy REME and we are a F#####g Shower

Early Monday Morning the Workshops on parade
The ASM is singing the Donkey Serenade
Some stupid B******* shouts "Eyes Right"
You should have seen the F######g Sight
cos we are the Dreamy REME and we are a F######g Shower

Sung to the tune Lille Marlene

:lol:
 
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